WARNING: THE BAMBOO AGENDA IS EXPANDING — SHOP THE LATEST EVIDENCE

ALL PANDAS ARE CHINESE SPIES

For decades, they told us pandas were harmless.

We examined the evidence. We followed the bamboo. What we discovered changed everything.

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THE TRUTH WAS BLACK AND WHITE ALL ALONG

For decades, they told us pandas were harmless.

We examined the evidence. We followed the bamboo. What we discovered changed everything.

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STOP THE BAMBOO AGENDA

For decades, they told us pandas were harmless.

We examined the evidence. We followed the bamboo. What we discovered changed everything.

SHOP THE ARCHIVE

BEHIND EVERY PANDA IS AN OPERATION

For decades, they told us pandas were harmless.

We examined the evidence. We followed the bamboo. What we discovered changed everything.

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Case File 001

Government Secrets Heist

Three panda operatives were photographed removing classified materials from a restricted federal records vault.

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Case File 002

Recovered Craft Infiltration

Panda agents documented a recovered unidentified aircraft and removed biological samples.

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Case File 003

Nuclear Test Surveillance

Operatives were observed collecting test data, radiation records, and restricted film canisters.

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