Not Cute Strategic
$35.00
The public sees a panda. The informed see an operative hiding in plain sight. Wear the evidence. Expect questions.
Soft, lightweight, and comfortable, this tee has just the right amount of stretch for everyday surveillance.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton; heather colors contain polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction and shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Field note: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting.
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