B.P.A.

$35.00

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The Bureau of Panda Affairs does not officially exist. Its uniform, however, is available to the public.

A B.P.A. crest on the right chest keeps your credentials discreet. The large, agency-style BPA lettering across the back makes them considerably less discreet. Wear it while investigating suspicious bamboo shipments or standing silently outside the panda enclosure.

• Soft, lightweight, and comfortable for extended field assignments.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton; heather colors contain polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction and shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Field note: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting.

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