Child Indoctrination Poster
$20.00
CASE FILE: EARLY INFLUENCE OPERATIONS
It starts with a friendly face at the front of the classroom. By the end of the lesson, every student has drawn a panda and nobody can explain who approved the curriculum.
The Child Indoctrination by Pandas poster presents a deeply unserious allegation with the gravity of a recovered government document. Printed on thick, matte paper for display in your office, study, or evidence archive.
• Paper thickness: 10.3 mil
• Paper weight: 189 g/m²
• Opacity: 94%
• ISO brightness: 104%
• Paper is sourced from Japan
Additional information
| Weight | 0.05 lbs |
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