B.P.A. FIELD ISSUE — AUTHORIZATION PENDING
The Bureau of Panda Affairs crest sits on the right chest. Large BPA lettering across the back ensures that even someone following you knows which investigation you’re conducting.
Made with soft fleece and a relaxed, oversized fit, this hoodie is ready for chilly stakeouts, late-night file reviews, and routine visits to the panda enclosure that have become difficult to explain.
• 80% cotton, 20% recycled polyester fleece
• Relaxed unisex fit with dropped shoulders
• Lined pullover hood without a drawcord
• Front kangaroo pocket and ribbed sleeve cuffs
• Blank product sourced from Vietnam
Field note: The brushed interior may shed lint. Avoid wearing dark clothing under a light hoodie, or light clothing under a dark hoodie, to make shedding less visible.
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