BUREAU OF PANDA AFFAIRS – INSIGNIA DELTA
A fourth crest has surfaced. The Bureau insists this is a routine design update. The fact that nobody can produce the first three approval forms remains under investigation.
Apply Crest Delta to your laptop, water bottle, or field notebook. This kiss-cut vinyl decal has a satin finish, goes on without bubbles, and resists water, scratches, and UV exposure. It removes without leaving residue if the paperwork catches up with you.
• Vinyl with satin finish
• Sizes: 3″ × 4″ (7.6 × 10.2 cm)
• Removable adhesive
• Bubble-free application
• Water, scratch, and UV resistant
• Dishwasher-safe
• Perfect for indoor and outdoor use
• Blank product sourced from the US
Additional information
| Weight | 0.03 lbs |
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