B.P.A. Oversized Hoodie
$65.00
The Bureau of Panda Affairs does not officially exist. That has never stopped it from issuing field gear.
The B.P.A. crest on the right chest identifies you to fellow investigators. The large, agency-style BPA lettering across the back identifies you to absolutely everyone else. An oversized fit and soft fleece make this hoodie suitable for long surveillance shifts and unexpected questions at the zoo.
• 80% cotton, 20% recycled polyester fleece
• Relaxed unisex fit with dropped shoulders
• Lined pullover hood without a drawcord
• Front kangaroo pocket and ribbed sleeve cuffs
• Blank product sourced from Vietnam
Field note: The brushed interior may shed lint. To make it less visible, avoid pairing a light hoodie with dark clothing underneath, or a dark hoodie with light clothing.
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