Bureau of Panda Affairs Crest
$35.00
The Bureau of Panda Affairs was formed to investigate a question other agencies refuse to ask: What are the pandas doing when no one is watching?
This tee bears the B.P.A. crest for those who take the investigation seriously, despite repeated requests from friends and family to stop. Soft, lightweight, and comfortable enough for a full day of following leads.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton; heather colors contain polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction and shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Field note: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting.
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